What does a Princess do? Why, nothing! She sits around looking pretty. Sure, there are frogs to kiss, and wicked witches dispensing apples to avoid... But for the most part, the Princess gets doted on (except Cinderella, poor girl), wears pretty frocks and a rockin' tiara, and spends her time learning the
Yes, she may have a pet project or two, to get her warmed up for all that official do-gooding she'll be
The Queen? She wears bad hats, visits the poor and unfortunate among the kingdom, suffers the scandals that occur from misbehaving children and often defers to the King. She has RESPONSIBILITIES. Who the hell wants that?
Well, guess what the King bought for Her Royal Highness yesterday?
And I didn't nag. I did my research, found the best deal, and found a store that would match the original best deal (when the original store didn't have any of that model available).
I rocked it. Less than 24 hours after my initial request, I was in possession of my new laptop.
The Queen would need to pen an official Royal Proclamation to get stuff that fast.
The Princess? She'd put a bug in the King's ear, and his loyal staff would scour the entire kingdom for the one item the little Princess desired.
See what I mean?
It's good to be the Princess!
Now all I need is the tiara.