Here is my contribution of nursery rhymes (sounds best if you sing them):
My Take on Jack and Jill
Those two twits from The Hills
They're an annoying little couple!
The pose for the press,
They think they can dress
I’m sorry they went to the trouble!
On multiple days
To satisfy the gawkers
Now they’re out with a book
At those nauseating hawkers!
A balloon that goes awry
A dad that sounds hysterical
It all was just a lie
Fessing up on morning TV
The whole thing a fake, a mistake he did make
For all of America to see!
The dad was in the market for
A new TV show to sell
The mom was calling 911
To say things weren’t so well
To hide from all the folks
The balloon did alight, we all were afright
Then we find it was all a hoax!
My Take on There Was an Old Woman who Lived in a
Who lived in a house
With eight little children, her husband, the louse
She spanked kids in public, then Jon went astray
The series was cancelled, they’ve all gone away!