One hot flash away from spontaneous combustion
I am so cracking up right now! That is exactly how I see our yard when the boys start attempting to mow the lawn!
I, too, am cracking up! I love your sense of humor!!
OMG I was and still are laughing out loud, not something I'm prone to doing. I love the prairie dogs in rapture! Please write more. As for a career how about etch-a-scetch (sp), no stright lines there.
I FEEL you! I am 100% certain that it would go the same way with Orangeboy. I can hear myself out there with him, yelling corrective hints and punctuating those with:"What are you DOING?!""Didn't my speech about straight lines mean anything to you?"When giving Orangeboy a consequence, I usually end up being the one punished.
but there was almost a straight line. hahahathis post hit my funnybone. thanks
Gotta love those boys! If they don't want to do something, they try to give you a thousand reasons why you shouldn't ask them to do it ever again. At some point these kids are supposed to leave home, right? LOL
I'm just dying of laughter over here. I must admit, my early lawn-mowing days were filled with such mishaps. He WILL get better in time. (I only killed three lawnmowers in my first year of mowing alone. I tended to hit stumps. Actually one stump .... over and over again. Sad really.)
And this is why Im glad we have zero grass because with the hubs gone all week Im pretty sure I would mow like the Boy!
Thanks for stopping by. I love your comments...I get all warm inside just reading them!