I Coulda Been a Contender
It's tough being a celebrity, constantly surrounded by people. Now I have a security detail on my payroll, protecting me from unbalanced fans and the glaring lens of the paparazzi.
Since the attack, I don't go out much.
I rolled my chair over to my desk and opened a package that arrived via courier. An involuntary gasp of shock escaped my lips when I opened the shoebox and saw the pointy-toed shoes...with my feet still in them.
My stumps ached with recognition, and memories of that night came rushing back.
Len, Carrie and Bruno gave us three 10s for our paso doble.
If not for that nut with the hacksaw, we'd have won Dancing with the Stars.