As usual, the prompt appears below, in bold.
My mission? To explore Sector Four, in the constellation Absurdia. We landed without incident, and I exited the module to see a vast wasteland before me. The success of this mission is critical to our galaxy's survival.
After testing various air, soil and water samples, it is clear that Sector Four is suitable for human habitation. I am excited about submitting my report to ISA (Intergalactic Space Administration) officials.
I radio back to my co-pilot. “Beam me up, Scottie, there’s no intelligent life here…all of the remaining reality TV stars should feel right at home!”