February 12, 2011

Saturday Centus - 2/12/11 - Canine Love

Jenny Matlock must be love drunk! Instead of her usual writing prompt for Saturday Centus, she provided us with this pic:


We've been instructed to write a Hallmark-esque Valentine's card. Being disobedient, I created three cards - and feel like I may have found a new career path - does Hallmark have a Warped Card Division?






If not for Jenny's PG-rating request, I'd have created one saying something about Wonder Woman being such a b*tch...

26 comments:

  1. I'm sure there must be an "alternative" Hallmark somewhere! These are hilarious! I love the "doggy style" card! Thanks for the laughs!

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  2. Oh well done! You could have found a niche market here LOL :o)

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  3. OMG! The last one is funny on so many levels!!

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  4. omg. those are good. I'm having a hard time thinking about this one. great job.

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  5. All hilarious. Trust you to come up with "alternative" cards.

    ;)

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  6. If we were asked to vote, I'd vote for the 1st one!!! You have indeed found yet another outlet for your writing skills!

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  7. You are sooooo funny! The last one is great!
    Donna v.
    http://donnasbookpub.blogspot.com

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  8. These NEED to be printed....they are so funny. My favorite is the first one!

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  9. If you enter the alternative greeting card market I'm sure my husband would be your first customer! All 3 are very funny and clever.

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  10. yeah ... so not Hallmark ... way too much fun for that!!!

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  11. ahem...doggy style? cross species dressing? Definitely not Hallmark but oh so funny!

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  12. Oh my goodness! You may have found your calling, these are fantastic. I may have hurt something laughing. So when you are rich and famous from selling these cards, expect a call from my lawyer LOL. Kat

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  13. Super-cute and super-funny! Love them all!
    Best wishes,
    Anna
    Anna's SC-wk 41 Canine-Valentine

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  14. Yes, I'd say you missed your calling. These are hilarious and very clever. I especially like the first one.
    Thanks for the laughs.
    xoRobyn

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  15. You should really write for Hallmark! These are good!~Ames

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  16. You are such an over achiever, ha. I wish I was as good at card writing as you. I'm jealous. Good job.

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  17. Funny AND you got all fancy with your card!

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  18. Too cute, and what wonderful options you created! You've got a job/future at Hallmark for sure!

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  19. I almost feel bad for the dog. There definitely should be a warped card division.Something has to balance out the overly sappy sentiments. Have a great week and happy Valentines day tomorrow!

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  20. wonderful and cute cards....may be time for cleaver cards...loved the first one.

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  21. I'd love if you wrote Hallmark cards! I would totally buy them! I thought you rocked this!

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  22. You rocked this!

    I'm laughing so hard here.

    You are just a nut, JFC! I totally adore your sense of humor.

    Thanks for linking up.

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