Catch Me If You Can: A Memoir
by Bessie Pleiosaur
It's not easy being a legend. But at least I don't have it as bad as my cousin across the pond. Nessie has to worry about sub-standard papparazzi taking blurry, grainy photos (which are not at all flattering to her).
I'm lucky I live in the US. Nobody knows about me. I have this lake to myself. And I'm careful - I only swim after dark, when I'm sure that nosy people won't be around. Sure, it's a lonely life, but it's mine.
Learn about Bessie's life of anonymity. Includes twelve pages of secret grotto photos.
"A crytozoology tour de force!" - Bigfoot
"Get a first-creature view of life on the lam. I couldn't put it down!" - Yeti
"You'll laugh until you cry when you read about Bessie's unique methods of avoiding detection. The CIA should come to her to be schooled on covert operations." - Charlie Chupacabra