Say It Isn't So, Anthony
‘Twas a Congressman from New York with no class
Who sent tumescent pics of himself to a lass
The ‘net was all atitter when they logged into Twitter
And saw the crotch shot – oh, how crass!
Mr. Weiner verbally danced to and fro
I was hacked, not my pic, don’t ya know!
He avoided an answer, he was not a romancer
I committed no crime, now please go!
Do we believe what he says?, asks the crowd
For pictures like that aren’t allowed
Prurient at best, and distasteful to the rest
The man with the 'package', was he proud?
So today, we get down to brass tacks
Mr. Weiner lied about all the hacks
It was me all along, I sent the woman my schlong
I’m not quitting my job, gotta go back.
Now let’s review all the news that has passed
Twitter, Flickr, digital camera and some sass
Anthony thinks he’s hot stuff – oh more pics and women? It’s enough!
In short (pun intended): Weiner's an ass.