It's time to come clean - time to be myself. Anonymous (and/or Pseudonymous) no more.
I've been deceiving readers for long enough now - my name is NOT June Freaking Cleaver.
I know that you're shocked
I gotta tell you, it feels good to come clean, to 'fess up. It feels real good.
I'd like to leave my June Freaking Cleaver past behind (losing the name, but none of the snark).
Not that I didn't embrace June Freaking Cleaver. Quite the opposite. She and I shared many personality traits.
But in light of the upcoming legal difficulties regarding The Boy, I figured it would be my luck that Karma was just about ready to beat me over the head with copyright infringement paperwork or something.
Yes, I'm currently THAT paranoid.
To begin anew, I've started
Here's where The Mister wanted me to add some lameass quote from the movie The Fly, but I convinced him that my readers are too sophisticated to watch stuff like that.
He's such a geek.
I hope you'll all join me in my continued blogging adventure, where I will be "flirting with normal".
I'll keep you posted.
Instead of ending today's meeting with the typical Serenity Prayer, let me leave you with this (which I stole from here):
Who art in WordPress,
Googled be thy name.
Thy spiders come,
Thy will become indexed, and less likely to be ignored.
Give us today, more daily traffic,
And forgive us our affiliates,
As we forgive those, who affiliate against us,
And lead us not into Adsensing,
But deliver us from spamming.
flirtingwithnormal.com COMING SOON!