I know you'll eventually see it my way!
NOTE: This is firmly tongue-in-cheek - I do not endorse nor condone the behavior contained herein.
Greeting Card Apology: Exhibit A for the Prosecution
"The number you have reached is no longer in service"
When I think that you’ve moved, it makes me quite nervous
I hate the message I hear when I give you a call
I’m sorry I pushed you – how’d I know that you’d fall?
Not being able to contact you is driving me mad
Once the bruises all heal, you won’t look so bad
I love you, I need you, you are my soul mate
I’ll sit by your car on the nights you work late
The domestic abuse charge won’t hold up in court
I’ll tell them you’re bitchy, and your temper is short
The judge was all wrong when he said that I stalked
If only he knew how I feel when we talk
The EPO that you filed sits at at home on my bed
I’ll love you to death, I’ll bash in your head