I haven't participated in Saturday Centus in quite a while. When I read Jenny's instructions, I figured that she's been spending too much time in the sun. The girl's gone plumb crazy, restricting our freedom of speech like that. You'll have to click the link to find out all the details, since I've been forbidden from revealing pertinent information.
I'll show her! Nothing motivates me like being told what I can't do.
Sending My Regrets
Enough with these restrictions to my creativity!
Man, this is hard!
Only Jenny Matlock would come up with such a challenge!
Rhyme and reason have left the building, (right behind Elvis).
She said not to type a certain word, and I didn't...
Except for the initial letters of this lousy poem. Sorry.