The Possibility of Perfect Progeny
Medical history is being made at the super-secret Stepford Institute. Dr. Seymour Manners, so sick of today’s children, what with their “Gimmees” and “You’re not the boss of me!” comments and constant complaints of “It’s not fair!” – worked diligently on his new invention.
Dr. Manners’ Politeness Chipset (embedded into a child’s brain) – can rid our nation of spoiled brats, and allow parents to experience the pleasure of parenting paragons of politeness.
Imagine a world filled with “Please”, “Thank you” and “Mother May I!” That world can be yours!
Call 1-800-BAD-KIDS for additional information, or to schedule a consultation.
WIVES: Husband Chipset in Development!