As usual, the prompt appears below, in bold text.
The Bachelor Party
“Joe, a ‘pub crawl’ was the perfect way to celebrate your last night of freedom.”
“Thanks, guys! It was awesome! And, Jeff, thanks for getting the limo, so nobody had to be designated driver tonight.”
“Joe, tomorrow, you’ll hand over your manhood to the little woman. I’m lucky my wife let me out of the house tonight – I just know I’m going to have to do at least fifteen chores on the honey do list because of this. Nag, nag nag.”
“You got that right, Larry! And you know she’ll be sniffing to check if you smell like perfume when you get in, because she told Andrea that she bets that we all go to a strip club. I’m turning of my cell, so she can’t text me all night long. Wives are all alike, you know.”
“Joe, are you seriously ordering another martini?”
“It’s tradition to grant the condemned man’s last wish, isn’t it?”